The State of Celtic Union Common is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.839 billion Celtic Union Commonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Celtic Union Commonian economy, worth 802 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 50,672 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Celtic Union Common has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Celtic Union Common's national animal is the deer.

Celtic Union Common is ranked 175,861^st in the world and 3^rd in Leinster for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.8 law-abiding acts per hour.