The District of Caxias is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.985 billion wests are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caxiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,142 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,726 per year while the poor average 6,164, a ratio of 89.8 to 1.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, laws are littered with references to cheese, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Caxias's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caxias is ranked 171,391^st in the world and 5^th in Capitalist States for Most Primitive, scoring -65.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.