The District of Carlisle Bay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.189 billion Carlisle Bayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Carlisle Bayian economy, worth 873 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,838 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,639 per year while the poor average 2,731, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Carlisle Bay has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Carlisle Bay in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carlisle Bay's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Carlisle Bay is ranked 264,979^th in the world and 8^th in Bridgetown for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.78 law-abiding acts per hour.