The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania90012 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.999 billion Cardmania90012ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90012ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,550 trillion Deneroes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,914 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has outlawed extremist parties, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and it's never "just a game" with Cardmania90012ian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania90012's national animal is the ardvarke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania90012 is ranked 16,919^th in the world and 18^th in Lily for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 71,197.84 Standard Monetary Units.