The Dangine Card Plantation of Card Manager2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by RiceGum with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.097 billion Card farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Mom's basement. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Human Garbage economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,939 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the fattest folk in Card Manager2 look to be the happiest ones, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Manager2's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Manager2 is ranked 19,313^th in the world and 1,295^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.28 law-abiding acts per hour.