The Incorporated States of Card grind 58 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 155 million Card grind 58ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card grind 58ian economy, worth 4.57 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,484 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees, wolf populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges, and tourists call Card grind 58ian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is moderate. Card grind 58's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card grind 58 is ranked 225,994^th in the world and 230^th in Morpheus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.