The Feudalists Devolution of Capitza And Matize is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tia Gharbour with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.827 billion Matizeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alberk City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Matizean economy, worth 314 trillion AZ Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 111,090 AZ Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitza And Matize's national animal is the Emperors Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglism.

Capitza And Matize is ranked 199,993^rd in the world and 9^th in Evenly Region for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.