The Super Directorate of Canarsus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Executive with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.096 billion Canarsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Canarsusian economy, worth a remarkable 9,406 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 425,708 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,968,655 per year while the poor average 55,537, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Prime Executive's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Canarsus's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Managed Democracy.

Canarsus is ranked 291,210^th in the world and 23^rd in Union of Nationalists for Safest, scoring 2.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.