The State of Cambrian Heights is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.248 billion Cambrian Heightslanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Cambrian Heightsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,001 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,743 per year while the poor average 3,009, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and Cambrian Heights has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cambrian Heights's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cambrian Heights is ranked 198,973^rd in the world and 301^st in 0000 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.