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Largest Gambling Industry: 162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 547thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 595th
The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of
Libertarian Police State
In the name of profit
Mr Business
Influence
Instigator
Business Person
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Caltof

Population9.151 billion

CapitalAncapistan
LeaderMr Business
FaithLibertarianism

CurrencyBitCoin
AnimalCow

The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Business with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.151 billion Caltofians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancapistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caltofian economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,742 BitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Conflicted Caltofian mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caltof's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Libertarianism.

Caltof is ranked 1,144th in the world and 2nd in Hollow Point for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 237,742.59 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 547thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 595thFattest Citizens: 596thLargest Retail Industry: 611thHighest Crime Rates: 619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755thMost Armed: 832ndMost Avoided: 1,001stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,652ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,745thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,021stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,041stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,046thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,707thHighest Average Incomes: 3,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,207thLargest Black Market: 6,729thHighest Economic Output: 7,331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,180thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,122ndMost Influential: 14,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,771stMost Devout: 18,175thHighest Drug Use: 22,592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,422nd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caltof, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Caltof voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Sapient Life".
  • : Caltof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Caltof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Caltof altered its national flag.
  • : The Emoticons of Smiley Bob appointed Caltof as Business Person with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in Hollow Point.
  • : Caltof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Caltof, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Caltof, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
  • : Following new legislation in Caltof, conflicted Caltofian mamas cry 'cause - if there's one thing they don't need - it's another hungry mouth to feed.

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