The Holy Roman Empire of Caesar Von Bingen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Augustus Maximilian Eugenus von Bingen with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.247 billion Caesar Von Bingenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caesar Von Bingenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Royal Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,103 Royal Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesar Von Bingen's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Caesar Von Bingen is ranked 6,388^th in the world and 6^th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.68 law-abiding acts per hour.