The Revolutionary Entity of Bulgar Rouge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brother Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.849 billion Bulgarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Establishment number 56. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion no currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,203 no currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgar Rouge's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgar Rouge is ranked 272,679^th in the world and 1^st in Leftist Agrarian Revolutionary Union for Most Primitive, scoring -260.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.