The Free Land of Brugada is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.165 billion Brugadans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Brugadan economy, worth 245 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 58,985 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,788 per year while the poor average 12,031, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brugada's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brugada is ranked 150,653^rd in the world and 3^rd in Asuncion for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.