The District of British Royal Family is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.681 billion Courtesans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving British Royal Familyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,398 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,177 per year while the poor average 10,942, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, there are no minimum wage laws, the government is avowedly atheist, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. British Royal Family's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Royal Family is ranked 98,462^nd in the world and 3^rd in Mountbatten for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.35 kickbacks per hour.