The State of Britanicos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.286 billion Paraguayans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The strong Britanicosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,653 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Britanicos's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Britanicos is ranked 149,131^st in the world and 467^th in 0000 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.