The District of Brazzavilla is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.574 billion Brazzavillans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong Brazzavillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,601 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,038 per year while the poor average 12,642, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, voting is voluntary, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brazzavilla's national animal is the deer.

Brazzavilla is ranked 130,072^nd in the world and 4^th in Brazzaville for Most Primitive, scoring -41.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.