The District of Bothar na bhFal is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.177 billion Bothar na bhFalians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Bothar na bhFalian economy, worth 690 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,585 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, all tariffs have been abolished, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bothar na bhFal's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bothar na bhFal is ranked 266,416^th in the world and 7^th in Belfast for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.38 law-abiding acts per hour.