The Constitutional Monarchy of Bormiar Card Farm 12 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.163 billion Bormiar Card Farm 12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bormiar Card Farm 12ian economy, worth 186 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,402 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiar Card Farm 12's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bormiar Card Farm 12 is ranked 287,554^th in the world and 248^th in Bormiar Card Farm for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.