The Confederacy of Bluche is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.008 billion Blucheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehculb. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,549 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime is totally unknown. Bluche's national animal is the Nematode, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bluche is ranked 19,394^th in the world and 1,252^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.23 law-abiding acts per hour.