The Free Land of BloomFairy is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 16.228 billion BloomFairyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong BloomFairyian economy, worth 797 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,139 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BloomFairy's national animal is the Mountain Bluebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

BloomFairy is ranked 248,017^th in the world and 203^rd in Kantrias for Most Patriotic, with 2.66 flags saluted per person per day.