The Flea infested Ack Fest of Bill The Cat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willam T Cat Esq with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 20.484 billion Billians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloom County. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Bill The Catian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,077 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill The Cat's national animal is the Domestic House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Billism.

Bill The Cat is ranked 126,065^th in the world and 32^nd in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.11 law-abiding acts per hour.