The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 44.476 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 18,570 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,545 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalmykhia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, military spending is on the increase, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 227,855^th in the world and 57^th in The Internationale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.