Population | 43.812 billion |
Currency | Spud |
Animal | polar bear |
The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The devout population of 43.812 billion Beathoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Environment, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but underdeveloped Beathan economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion Spuds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,615 Spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatha's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Beatha is ranked 39,186th in the world and 6th in Vatican for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beatha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Beatha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Beatha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Beatha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 249 million zombies.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 787 million zombies.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 741 million zombies.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,130 million zombies.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 796 million zombies.
- : Beatha was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 766 million zombies.