The Sri Lanka All Over Again of Bayasta is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 899 million Bayastans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiyane. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The strong Bayastan economy, worth 40.5 trillion 9mms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,999 9mms, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Bayasta has designated Tiyane as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayasta's national animal is the Anti-Tank Guided Missile.

Bayasta is ranked 184,871^st in the world and 10^th in Calexico and Mexicali for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.