The Freedom Brigade of Barbeque Burger is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Barbeque Burger with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.415 billion Barbeque Burgerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barsona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The powerhouse Barbeque Burgerian economy, worth 427 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,038 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime is well under control. Barbeque Burger's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Barbeque Burger is ranked 109,524^th in the world and 80^th in 4chan for Safest, scoring 78.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.