The Ttttttttt of Bank of The Hurricane is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.071 billion birds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bank of The Hurricanean economy, worth 122 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,048 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Candy Cane Gold Bars to support "struggling" industries, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Bank of The Hurricane, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Santa Claus, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bank of The Hurricane's national animal is the Bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Athyism.

Bank of The Hurricane is ranked 179,456^th in the world and 1^st in Hurricane for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.