The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.731 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Diplomatian economy, worth 856 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,742 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Baloo Kingdom Diplomatian Embarrassments, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is ranked 19,275^th in the world and 9^th in Alcris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.31 law-abiding acts per hour.