The Queen's State of Bailey Porters is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.485 billion Bailey Portersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Bailey Portersian economy, worth 626 trillion betales a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,992 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, deer are considered a delicacy, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Bailey Porters's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bailey Porters is ranked 107,040^th in the world and 1^st in Edinburgh for Most Beautiful Environments, with 556.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.