The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Iron Chef with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.037 billion Baaabeee Kakessssians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bundt. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Baaabeee Kakessssian economy, worth 800 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,998 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baaabeee Kakessss's national animal is the mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Baaabeee Kakessss is ranked 121,916^th in the world and 24^th in Gypsy Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.52 law-abiding acts per hour.