The District of Aztec Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.544 billion First Oldans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Aztec Primean economy, worth 931 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,661 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,036 per year while the poor average 2,560, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aztec Prime's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aztec Prime is ranked 199,192^nd in the world and 4^th in Maya for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.