The Provisional Republic of Autvia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Council of Ministers with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.265 billion Autvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bresse. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Autvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion Aelcostas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,101 Aelcostas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autvia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Autvia is ranked 34,804^th in the world and 2,059^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 51.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.