The Free Land of Wofania is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 467 million Wofanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umujyi uri ku nyanja. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Wofanian economy, worth 11.1 trillion Igiceris a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,822 Igiceris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wofania's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wofania is ranked 97,838^th in the world and 5^th in New Colorado for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.