The Republic of Aucuria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Petras Uspelevičius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.423 billion Aucurians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalnaspils. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aucurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion svaras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,573 svaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aucuria's national animal is the jaguar and its national religion is secularism.

Aucuria is ranked 35,364^th in the world and 16^th in Kylaris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.8 law-abiding acts per hour.