The Most Serene Republic of Aubrey-Plaza is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aubrey Plaza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.331 billion Aubreyers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aubreyer economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion rubber legs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,156 rubber legs, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aubrey-Plaza's national animal is the deer-monkey hybrid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical agnosticism.

Aubrey-Plaza is ranked 51,148^th in the world and 2^nd in Subreality for Most Corrupt Governments, with 38.18 kickbacks per hour.