The Kingdom of Aspynarians is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning raven population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.915 billion Aspynariansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The Aspynariansian economy, worth 793 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,286 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aspynarians's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aspynarians is ranked 77,139^th in the world and 2^nd in Padradis IV for Most Primitive, scoring 31.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.