The Other novoplatinean stats of Argentia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Jarvis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.089 billion Argentios are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentio economy, worth a remarkable 3,918 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 278,150 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,177,738 per year while the poor average 42,437, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Nations that kill an Argentio can expect a strongly worded letter, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Argentia's national animal is the Yaguareté, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Argentia is ranked 290,927^th in the world and 51^st in Union Mundial for Most Primitive, scoring -779.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.