The People's Republic of Argen-Chile is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Mo Zeta with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.805 billion Argen-Chileans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Argen-Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion Argenchilean Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 93,872 Argenchilean Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, Argen-Chilean watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Argen-Chile's national animal is the Gran Halcón, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Argen-Chile is ranked 112,527^th in the world and 19^th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 160.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.