Population | 33.392 billion |
Capital | Araukar City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | rauk |
Animal | Jammydragon |
The Grand Nation of Araraukar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 33.392 billion Araraukarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Araukar City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Araraukarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,400 trillion rauks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,840 rauks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araraukar's national animal is the Jammydragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Araraukar is ranked 293,707th in the world and 11,247th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, Most Stationary, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Araraukar was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 47 million survivors.
- : Araraukar was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum, infecting 88 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Araraukar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.