The United Kingdom of Aranda Mis Dover is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.575 billion Aranda Mis Doverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aranda Mis Doverian economy, worth 978 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,088 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, the might of the entire Aranda Mis Doverian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and the dartboard at the Aranda Mis Doverian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aranda Mis Dover's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aranda Mis Dover is ranked 25,295^th in the world and 1^st in The Redlands for Most Primitive, scoring 74.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.