The Federal Republic of Anarrchyyia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.124 billion Anarrchyyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Welfare, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Byzantium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The large but underdeveloped Anarrchyyian economy, worth 437 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 27,157 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anarrchyyia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Anarrchyyia is ranked 93,847^th in the world and 3^rd in The Union of Religious Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.65 law-abiding acts per hour.