The Kyzikos Founder of Anarchic Wranglers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Robin Hood with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 28.684 billion Anarchic Wranglersians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sherwood Forest. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Anarchic Wranglersian economy, worth 989 trillion Arrows a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,507 Arrows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and the government funds large training centres to turn Deers into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Anarchic Wranglers's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom.

Anarchic Wranglers is ranked 266,126^th in the world and 3^rd in Kyzikos for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.