The Dominion of Amyland is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.707 billion Amylandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Amylandian economy, worth 319 trillion intimate cuddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,200 intimate cuddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amyland's national animal is the Wild Succubus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amyland is ranked 248,917^th in the world and 9,674^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,020.93 Standard Monetary Units.