The Armed Republic of Ambon-Buru-Seram is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.421 billion Ambon-Buru-Seramians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Ambon-Buru-Seramian economy, worth 162 trillion Guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,204 Guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,884 per year while the poor average 13,708, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ambon-Buru-Seram's national animal is the White Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ambon-Buru-Seram is ranked 223,585^th in the world and 6^th in Sentosa for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.