The Republic of Al Concerman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AL CONCERMAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.264 billion Al Concermanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marilao City. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Al Concermanian economy, worth 446 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 136,862 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the police double as repo men, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Concerman's national animal is the joker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IGLESIA NI CRISTO.

Al Concerman is ranked 11,402^nd in the world and 1^st in Bagong Pilipinas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.7 law-abiding acts per hour.