The State of Ahaggar Mountains is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.608 billion Ahaggar Mountainsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Ahaggar Mountainsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 69,719 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,785 per year while the poor average 14,221, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Ahaggar Mountains has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ahaggar Mountains's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ahaggar Mountains is ranked 242,261^st in the world and 476^th in United States of America for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 kickbacks per hour.