The Emissary of Agilhn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nehcea with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.538 billion Agilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laconia. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Agilhnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Ails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 108,085 Ails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Agilhn's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Solaran.

Agilhn is ranked 242,014^th in the world and 595^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 kickbacks per hour.