The Queen's State of Aedile Bononia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.276 billion Aedile Bononians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Aedile Bononian economy, worth 905 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,829 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,645 per year while the poor average 5,288, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aedile Bononia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aedile Bononia is ranked 128,049^th in the world and 2^nd in Bujumbura for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.17 kickbacks per hour.