The State of Adams is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.475 billion Adamsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Hieghts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Adamsian economy, worth 495 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,718 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,986 per year while the poor average 2,489, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Adams has designated Capital Hieghts as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Adams in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Adams's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adams is ranked 268,691^st in the world and 5^th in The Assembly of Gentlemen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.