Population | 22.173 billion |
Capital | Sardavar |
Leader | Archon Aurus Adeni |
Faith | the Temple of Uhlek |
Currency | sherd |
Animal | cockroach |
The Isaurian Republic of Achaian Peloponnese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archon Aurus Adeni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.173 billion Isaurians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardavar. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Isaurian economy, worth an astonishing 12,780 trillion sherds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 576,379 sherds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,375,660 per year while the poor average 5,477, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Achaian Peloponnese's national animal is the cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Temple of Uhlek.
Achaian Peloponnese is ranked 154th in the world and 1st in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 970.46 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Achaian Peloponnese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Achaian Peloponnese's influence in The Universal Order of Nations rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Achaian Peloponnese's influence in The Universal Order of Nations fell from "Ambassador" to "Envoy".
- : Achaian Peloponnese lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Achaian Peloponnese lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Achaian Peloponnese's influence in The Universal Order of Nations rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
- : Achaian Peloponnese changed its national capital to "Sardavar", its faith to "the Temple of Uhlek", and its leader to "Archon Aurus Adeni".
- : Achaian Peloponnese changed its national nation type to "Isaurian Republic".
- : Achaian Peloponnese altered its national flag.
- : Achaian Peloponnese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.