The Peaceful Republic of Acapais is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Calpurnia Sylla with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.868 billion Acapaisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrene. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acapaisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,003 trillion Pax Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,685 Pax Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and Calpurnia Sylla has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime is totally unknown. Acapais's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Acapais is ranked 72,467^th in the world and 351^st in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.7 law-abiding acts per hour.